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Dwight Mattix <[log in to unmask]>
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Mon, 19 May 2008 07:41:16 -0700
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Ok, I'm stealing that one...

At 06:52 AM 5/19/2008, you wrote:
>Subject: The Farmers Donkey
>
>One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried
>piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
>
>Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be
>covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
>
>He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed
>a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey
>realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's
>amazement he quieted down.
>
>A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He
>was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
>back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
>He would shake it off and take a step up.
>
>As the f armer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the
>animal,
>he would shake it off and take a step up.
>
>Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge
>of the well and happily trotted off!
>
>Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
>getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
>our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells
>just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up
>
>
>NOW .
>Enough of that crap. The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who
>had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the
>farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
>
>
>MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
>
>When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes
>back to bite you.

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