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There once was a man name of Dewey
Whose puns were excessively screwy
But Doug is so buried
and excessively harried
My mind would all go Ker-fluey

Doug Pauls




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Re: [TN] Stainless Steel Contamination Question






The answer my friends
Is "well it depends"
Doug Pauls needs to answer
Else Dewey's the master

 
 
John Burke
 
(408) 515 4992

-----Original Message-----
From: Whittaker, Dewey (EHCOE) [mailto:[log in to unmask]] 
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:53 AM
To: TechNet E-Mail Forum; John Burke
Subject: RE: [TN] Stainless Steel Contamination Question

THE GAUNTLETS BEEN THROWN DOWN
REPLY NOW OR LEAVE TOWN
THE JAUST'S WITH MR BURKE
FROM THAT I'LL NOT SHERK
AFTER ALL IT'S MY WORK

PONDERING FROM DUSK TO DAWN
MY CAREER NOT WANTING TO PAWN
WHAT DO THE CLUES TELLUS
SOMETHING SAID BY MR ELLIS
TO WHAT'S THAT BE FELL US

PONDERING A PIECE OF WIRE
THE ANSWER, WE DO ASPIRE
KNOWING THE STRANDS AND GUAGE 
AND BEING SUCH A SAGE
OBVIOUSLY, JUST TURN THE PAGE 

THE PROBLEM SHOULDN'T SCARE US
BEING STAINLESS, IT LACKS FERROUS
KNOWING THAT GIVES SATISFACTION
AFTER THE INITIAL REACTION
THERE'LL BE NO LASTING ATTRACTION

I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME
AND OTHER WORDS TO RHYME
NEED TO MAKE SOME CALLS
BEFORE THIS EFFORT STALLS
I KNOW, GET DOUG PAULS

DEWEY


-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of John Burke
Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:03 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] Stainless Steel Contamination Question

Tracing the stainless
May not be so painless
Mag properties of steel
As an answer may appeal

Drive the FA with a whip
And like Dewey's quip
Find the answer in a while
Bring the whole team a smile

Who's next in this thread
With a poem in their head?
To Friday I couldn't wait
Will Dewey rise to this bait?

 ..............8-)
 
John Burke
 
(408) 515 4992
-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Leland Woodall
Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2008 5:26 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] Stainless Steel Contamination Question

Dewey,
 
I knew you'd appear sooner or later.  Your quips are always quite
extraordinary.
 
Every thought about a part-time job as a quip writer?  I'm certain
someone
out there is after this kind of material.  You might make zillions.
Dozens
have done it with less.
 
Me?  I'm just after little pieces of stainless steel at the moment, but
steel (or is that still?) can't find the stainless, nor a painless
answer. 
 
Yes I know, I've gotta improve my lines to get to your level.
 
As always, thanks for your entertainment!
 
Leland 

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