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Only in America... http://tinyurl.com/4vsrpt
 	




-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Kathy Kuhlow
Sent: Friday, May 09, 2008 10:51 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] NTC: Friday funny...Another one

Here is another Friday type email to share: 


Spread the Stupidity   


Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front. 

Only in America ....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a diet coke. 

Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters. 

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the 
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight. 

Only in America ....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so
well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'. 

Only in America ....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering. 

EVER WONDER .... 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? 

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? 

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? 

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons? 

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 

Why didn't Noah swat those two   mosquitoes? 

Why do they sterilize the needle for   lethal injections? 

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! 

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? 

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 

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