Hi Dewey - on this one.....8. It is said that if you line up all the cars in
the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass
them.......


.......Now that IS stupid, if they were end to end how could you lane split
on a bike??.............8-)

John

 
 
John Burke
 
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Sent: Wednesday, January 09, 2008 12:10 PM
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Subject: [TN] FW: MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS

Since you two were basking in the delusional euphoria that everyone
understands the ramifications of proper reflow profiles, I thought I'd
pass along the laws that seemingly stipulate the opposite.

Dewey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS.....

 

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear 

bright until you hear them speak.

 

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

 

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

 

4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

5. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who  don't.

 

6. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

 

7. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting 

something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

 

8. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, 

someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

 

9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

 

10. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by 

Those who got there first.

 

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish 

and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

 

12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

 

13. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

 

14. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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