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Right! Attraction can change into repellation in less than seconds! As you
say, there are no good manuals written. However, one can learn from people
who are used to handle situations with wild animals, like tigers and lions.
They study these animals from distance for a long,long time, and near the
beasts with small, small steps, not lowering the concentration even for a
second. And even those, who have been near these creatures many times, come
too close. So, never forget to keep a certain distance ALLWAYS, and see that
you have a way to escape rapidly in an emergency case. They got claws,
horrible claws! And like some cobra snakes, they can spit poison after you.

But they are lovely, fascinating. Once you have seen one, you can't stop
hunting them.

Inge

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Från: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] För Franklin Asbell
Skickat: den 22 december 2007 18:21
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Ämne: Re: [TN] MSDS for women - ADDENDUM

ADDENDUM TO MSDS - Woman: 

Add

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
6) Add to end of statement. CAUTION: Points are known to relocate without
warning causing the handler to analyze new pressure sensitive points.
7) New Item. Absorbs information, events, situations, statements, and other
information for instant recall at critical points in the future. Handler is
cautioned to closely observe all personal comments and actions when in close
proximity to woman

HAZARDS
1) Add to end of statement. WARNING: There are no known technical manuals,
guidelines, or available training in the use or safe handling of woman. User
is cautioned to handle woman with extreme caution until familiar with the
specific type woman. NOTE: Woman types are not equal. Each are handled
differently. 
=============================

WOMEN
~~~~~
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
INFORMATION SYSTEM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

WOMEN:
CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118 lbs., known to vary from 110 to 550 lbs.
OCCURENCE: Copious quantities throughout the world

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1) Surface usually covered with a painted film
2) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
3) Melts when handled well and treated properly
4) Bitter if incorrectly used
5) Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common crude
6) Yields to pressure applied to correct points

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1) Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
2) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3) May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4) Insoluble in liquids but activity is greatly increased by saturation
in alcohol
5) Most powerful money-reducing agent known

COMMON USES
1) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2) Can be great aid to relaxation

TESTS
1) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

HAZARDS
1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2) Illegal to possess more than one

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