Dewey, #5 is just for you....


1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops 
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows 
little sign of breaking down in the near future. 

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose 
of getting laid. 

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the 
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the 
person who doesn't get it. 

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenous ly when you are running 
late. 

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness. 

8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra 
credit) 

9. Karmageddon (n): it's like, when everybody is sending off all these 
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer. 

10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day 
consuming only things that are good for you. 

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action. 

12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter 
when they come at you rapidly. 

13 Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've 
accidentally walked through a spider web. 

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your 
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 

15. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the 
fruit you're eating. 

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a_shole.


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