Maybe these will remove your dull mood for a while.
Have a Mice Weekend
Ingemar Hernefjord




You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous
spider

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only
one row of the keyboard.

The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
letter in the English language

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start
with.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon
of diesel that it burns

Some lions mate over 50 times a day

No word in the English language rhymes with month

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 


If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would
never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a
normal human's neck.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each
salad served in first-class.

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