Long but good...
Ken
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Destroying The World
Noah's Ark... If it happened today
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In six months I'm going to make it
rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are
destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of
living thing on the planet. I am commanding you to build an Ark."
And in a flash of lightning, He delivered the specifications for an Ark.
"Okay," said Noah, trembling with fear and fumbling with the blueprints.
"Six months, and it starts to rain," thundered the Lord. "You'd better have
the Ark completed, or learn to swim for a very long time."
Six months passed, the skies clouded up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw
that Noah was sitting in his front yard, weeping. ..... and there was no
Ark.
"Noah," shouted the Lord, "Where is the Ark?"
"Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best. But there were big
problems. First, I had to get a building permit for the Ark construction
project, and your plans didn't meet code. So I had to hire an engineer to
re- draw the plans. Then I got into a big fight over whether or not the Ark
needed a fire sprinkler system.
"Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning by building the
Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning
commission.
"Then I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a
ban on cutting trees to save the Spotted Owl. I had to convince the U.S.
Fish and Wildlife that I need the wood to save the Owls. But they wouldn't
let me catch any owls. So, no owls.
"The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a
settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick
up a saw or hammer. Now we have sixteen carpenters going on the boat, and
still no owls.
"Then I started gathering up animals, and got sued by an animal rights
group. They objected to me taking only two of each kind.
"Just when I got the suit dismissed, EPA notified me that I couldn't
complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your
proposed flood. They didn't take kindly to the idea that they had no
jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being.
"Then the Army Corp of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed new flood
plain. I sent them a globe.
"Right now, I'm still trying to resolve a complaint from the Equal
Employment Opportunity Commission over how many Croatians I'm supposed to
hire. The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to avoid paying
taxes by leaving the country. And I just got a notice from the state about
owing them some kind of use tax. I really don't think I can finish the Ark
for at least another five years," Noah wailed.
The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the
sky. Noah looked up and smiled.
"You mean you're not going to destroy the earth?" Noah asked hopefully.
"No," said the Lord sadly. "The government already has."
-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Brooks,Bill
Sent: Wednesday, September 26, 2007 10:13 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
Anybody seen this one before? It actually looks very intriguing...
http://www.noahsark-naxuan.com/1.htm
Bill
-----Original Message-----
From: Syed Sajid Ahmad [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Wednesday, September 26, 2007 2:41 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] SV: [TN] SV: [TN] SV: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
I attended a lecture where they hypothsized that another planet full of
water docked with earth and trnasferred the water to the earth and then took
it back after so many days and went away.
Another scenario I have come across is that the flood was for the people who
troubled Noah so it did not need to engulf the rest of the world and
populations who did not even know about Noah. It was local so there was no
need to save every creature on the face of the earth except for those cattle
needed to fulfill immediate needs of the few who would be left in that area.
So that would not need too huge a ship.
I also heard someone say that the Bible was destroyed during the raids of
Nebochadnezzar and was rewritten later by Ezra, et al.
Eventually, one day man may figure out every thing as man continues making
new discoveries every moment of the time.
Syed Sajid Ahmad
> You will be surprised when they actually find it and pull the trail
> files from the GPS (Gods Positioning System)
>
>
>
> John Burke
>
> (408) 515 4992
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Hernefjord Ingemar
> Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2007 5:35 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [TN] SV: [TN] SV: [TN] SV: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
>
> Too many Asimov books...
> /Inge
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Hogg, Blair K.
> Sent: den 25 september 2007 13:59
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [TN] SV: [TN] SV: [TN] SV: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
>
>
> Noah's Ark was actually a spaceship. Brought all of the animals and
> humans from another planet here to colonize. It wasn't made of wood....
>
> Why are those nice men in the white coats congregating in the hallway
> outside my office?
>
> Blair
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Hfjord
> Sent: Monday, September 24, 2007 4:43 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: [TN] SV: [TN] SV: [TN] SV: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
>
> Bien sur. One day when I used my chainsaw to cut a tree, I actually
> came to think of the Ark. Big as a tankship. If you study a 1700
> century clipper or a navy warship (much smaller than the Ark)you
> realise that the boards must have been approx. one foot thick, three
> feet high and 50 to 100 feet long.
> How on earth could they saw that by hand with bronze tools?? And from
> where did Noah get hundreds of men that could build ships of that
> size? And how could he get people to feed thousands of animals, and
> from where did he get food for all those different animals, and enough
> for such a long time. And the stench must have been horrible from all
> spills etc. If one thinks in technician's terms, all seems impossible.
> Fascinating....if not an allegory /Inge
>
> -----Ursprungligt meddelande-----
> Från: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] För Roger Stoops
> Skickat: den 24 september 2007 22:19
> Till: [log in to unmask]
> Ämne: Re: [TN] SV: [TN] SV: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
>
> A more accurate translation might be a "resinous wood," so the ark
> could have been built from any number of trees indiginous to the
> original build site.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Hfjord
> Sent: Monday, September 24, 2007 3:53 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: [TN] SV: [TN] SV: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
>
> If one knows even very little about glaciers and how they move (like a
> river, but much slower), also, how they grind stones and cliffs to
> sand and soil, one must realize, that even goofer wood can't withstand
> thousands of years in such an environment. But the story is indeed
> fascinating. If there had been the least ounce of truth in the Ararat
> finding, be sure the mountain had been invaded by helicopters,
> caterpillars, excavators and other machinery to dig up the vessel.
> Imagine how old archeologists used dynamite and other stuff, lost
> their heads, in order to make a name and be famous for their findings.
> And modern satellite cameras have a resolution that is immense, even
> one foot peaces of wood had been seen. Like Nessie, Bigfoot, Yeti and
> like, people want the story to live. There is nothing but
> falseifications and dreams.
>
> This said, I don't mean the Ark story isn't true. One day, some
> serious scientists may find fibers from that big construction.
> Downhill, maybe at the foot of Ararat. The ark was made of 'gofer
> wood'. Noone knows what that
> is:
>
>
http://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/view.jsp?artid=365&letter=G&search=gopher+
> wood
>
>
> Anyway, fibers that do not belong to Ararat's nature may be found.
> That would be more likely and world's most exiting finding ever....
>
> Inge
>
> -----Ursprungligt meddelande-----
> Från: Charlie Pitarys [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Skickat: den 24 september 2007 20:12
> Till: 'TechNet E-Mail Forum'; 'Hfjord'
> Ämne: RE: [TN] SV: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
>
> I thought they actually did find Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
>
> http://www.noahsarksearch.com/anomaly.htm
>
>
>
>
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Hfjord
> Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 4:18 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: [TN] SV: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
>
> What you see on second picture is electrical charge ups in the ceramic
> dielectric of a LTCC hybrid with gold conductors. Told you, not an
> easy task to understand. On the other hand, many of you are widely
> experienced.
>
> Inge
>
> -----Ursprungligt meddelande-----
> Från: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] För Steve Gregory
> Skickat: den 21 september 2007 19:39
> Till: [log in to unmask]
> Ämne: Re: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
>
> Here's Inge's second clue:
>
> http://stevezeva.homestead.com/files/TNguess7c.jpg
>
> Still puzzled...
>
> Steve
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Hfjord [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 11:10 AM
> To: Steve Gregory
> Subject: SV: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
>
> Just some hundred yards from the object, you can see something looking
> like trenches or fortifications of some sort.
>
> Inge
>
> -----Ursprungligt meddelande-----
> Från: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] För Steve Gregory
> Skickat: den 21 september 2007 16:01
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> Ämne: Re: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
>
> Okay, here's my guess. To me, this looks like a big gun. But many of
> the big guns in WW1 had to be transported by rail, and I don't see any
> railroad tracks.
>
> The French were big into camouflage and deception, and actually made a
> dummy 240mm artillery gun to fake out anybody flying around trying to
> assess battle capabilities. So my guess is that it's a French fake
> gun...
>
> Steve
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Hernefjord Ingemar
> Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 5:29 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: [TN] NTC: Friday photo guess
>
>
> The photo I send to Steve is not of best quality, taken from
> aircraft during 1WW, and what you see is a bit of land from the battle
> of Somme with little snow covering the soil. The question is: the
> blurry photo on a gun, is this a German or a French one? Even hard
> question for a gunner of that time.
> /Inge
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