Wonderful. Appropriate every day.  I'm sending to my kids, grandkids, for
the benefit of great grandkids, all of whom need it more than I.
Harvey Miller

--- "Whittaker, Dewey (EHCOE)" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Since we were discussing the creation of a new technology, I thought
> this was appropriate for Friday.
> Dewey
> 
> 
> 
> 
> NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!
> 
> 
> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
> the
> Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red
> vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
> lives.
> 
> Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
> and
> Krispy Crème Donuts.  And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" 
> And
> Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some
> sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds.  And Satan smiled.
> 
> And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
> that
> Man found so fair.  And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat,
> and
> sugar from the cane and combined them.  And Woman went from size 6 to
> size
> 14.
> 
> So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
> Thousand-Island
> Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side And Man and
> Woman
> unfastened their belts following the repast.
> 
> God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
> in
> which to cook them."  And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
> chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.  And Man gained
> more
> weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
> 
> God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake,"
> and
> said, "It is good."  Satan then created chocolate cake and named it
> "Devil's
> Food."
> 
> God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
> those
> extra pounds.  And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man
> would
> not have to toil changing the channels.  And Man and Woman laughed and
> cried
> before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
> 
> Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
> with
> nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
> starchy
> center into chips and deep-fried them.  And Man gained pounds.
> 
> God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
> still
> satisfy his appetite.  And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent
> double
> cheeseburger.
> 
> Then said, "You want fries with that?"
> And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!"
> And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
> 
> God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
> 
> Then Satan created HMOs.
> 
>
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