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Back to Graham's septic truck -- 'a royal flush beats a full house'

-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Ted Tontis
Sent: Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:10 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] NTC: your daily fun vitamin

On the side of a well drilling truck
"Your hole is our goal"

On the side of an over head door company.
"We are something to adore"

Ted T
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Graham Collins" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, June 21, 2007 2:06 PM
Subject: Re: [TN] NTC: your daily fun vitamin


> I'm off tomorrow, so today's my Friday...  TGIF!  Gotta go tomorrow
and
> check that my boat isn't soaking up Inge's heavy water...
>
> Anyway...
>
> On the side of a septic sucking truck:
> "we'll take crap from anyone"
>
> Also on the side of a septic sucking truck
> "your s##t is our bread and butter"
>
>   - Graham C
>
> >>> [log in to unmask] 06/21/07 03:59PM >>>
> Below sings were seen in Florida:
>
>
>
> Billboard on the side of the road:
> "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
>
>
> In a restaurant window:
> "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
>
>
> Sign over a gynecologist's office:
> "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
>
>
> At a towing company:
> "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
>
>
> On an electrician's truck
> "Let us remove your shorts."
>
>
> In a veterinarian's waiting room:
> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
>
>
>
>
> Inge
>
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