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I'm off tomorrow, so today's my Friday...  TGIF!  Gotta go tomorrow and
check that my boat isn't soaking up Inge's heavy water...

Anyway...

On the side of a septic sucking truck:
"we'll take crap from anyone"

Also on the side of a septic sucking truck
"your s##t is our bread and butter"

  - Graham C

>>> [log in to unmask] 06/21/07 03:59PM >>>
Below sings were seen in Florida:



Billboard on the side of the road: 
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."


In a restaurant window: 
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."


Sign over a gynecologist's office: 
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


At a towing company: 
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


On an electrician's truck 
"Let us remove your shorts."


In a veterinarian's waiting room: 
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"




Inge

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