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Wish you all a healthy and sweet weekend!

Inge



THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA



The computer swallowed grandma. 

Yes, honestly its true. 

She pressed 'control' and 'enter' 

And disappeared from view. 



It devoured her completely, 

The thought just makes me squirm. 

She must have caught a virus 

Or been eaten by a worm. 



I've searched through the recycle bin 

And files of every kind; 

I've even used the Internet, 

But nothing did I find. 



In desperation, I asked Jeeves 

My searches to refine. 

The reply from him was negative, 

Not a thing was found 'online.' 



So, if inside your 'Inbox,' 

My Grandma you should see, 

Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her 

And send her back to me! 

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