Surprised Dewey's not sent one
Using his big book O puns
He's the Master.

And in support of Genny's earlier comments ( hope no offense is taken here).

Some of the jokes from this group
Need to be flushed just like _____  (fill in the blank)
Down the toilay

I tried to resist, but hey....it's Friday.

Joe Russeau


----- Original Message -----
From: "Scott Decker" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, March 16, 2007 11:02 AM
Subject: Re: [TN] I know it's not Friday but...close enough [NTC]


> OK, I had to add to it...
>
> When your timings all wrong
> Cause your lines are not long
> Route some more ahy...!
>
> Scott Decker
> AKA: PadMasterson
> Hypercom CAD
> Ph:602-504-5344
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Werner Engelmaier
> Sent: Thursday, March 15, 2007 11:54 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [TN] I know it's not Friday but...close enough [NTC]
>
>  The following is for all the merry punsters. I added my own stanza at the
> end but I am certain that is it not the final word knowing this crowd :-)
>
> Enjoy,
> Joe
>
>
> >>When the moon hits your eye,
> > > Like a big pizza pie,
> > > That's amore.
> > >
> > > When it lives on a reef,
> > > And its mouth's full of teeth,
> > > That's a moray.
> > >
> > > When our habits are strange,
> > > And our customs deranged,
> > > That's our mores.
> > >
> > > When your horse chews dried grass,
> > > And then begs "More!", alas,
> > > That's some more hay.
> > >
> > > When Othello's poor wife,
> > > Becomes stabbed with a knife,
> > > That's a Moor, eh?
> > >
> > > When your sheep go to graze,
> > > In a damp, marshy place,
> > > That's a moor, eh?
> > >
> > > When your boat comes home fine,
> > > And you tie up her line,
> > > That's a moor, eh?
> > >
> > >When you ace your last tests,
> > > Like you did all the rest,
> > > That's some more A's!
> > >
> > > When on Mount Cook you see,
> > > A tall aborigine,
> > > That's a Maori.
>
> > > When a Japanese knight,
> > > Swings his sword in a fight,
> > > That's Samurai.
> > >
> > > When your big chocolate graham
> > > Is so full and so crammed,
> > > That S'more, eh?
>
> When this song is all done
> and the encore is sung
> That's some more, yeh!
>
> When you put me to sleep
> and I'm out for the keep,
> that's me snore, che!
>
> Coudn't resist
> Werner
>
>
>
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