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I'm sorry, but please consider there is a mixed audience on this forum - both religious, and gender.  
I do have a good sense of humour and usually enjoy the fun on this forum.  
I found the original poem posted to be quite good (very clever puns), but several of the additional responses have been rather crude.  
Let's try to keep it a little professional, OK?  It does not need to be full of innuendo to be funny.

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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] 
Sent: March 15, 2007 1:43 PM
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Subject: Re: [TN] I know it's not Friday but...close enough [NTC]

 The following is for all the merry  punsters. I added my own stanza at the end but I am certain that is it not the  final word knowing this crowd :-) 

Enjoy,
Joe


>>When the moon hits your eye,
> > Like a big pizza pie,
> > That's amore.
>  >
> > When it lives on a reef,
> > And its mouth's full of  teeth,
> > That's a moray.
> >
> > When our habits  are strange,
> > And our customs deranged,
> > That's our  mores.
> >
> > When your horse chews dried grass,
> > And then begs "More!", alas,
> > That's some more hay.
>  >
> > When Othello's poor wife,
> > Becomes stabbed with a  knife,
> > That's a Moor, eh?
> >
> > When your sheep go to graze,
> > In a damp, marshy place,
> > That's a moor, eh?
> >
> > When your boat comes home fine,
> > And  you tie up her line,
> > That's a moor, eh?
> >
> >When you ace your last tests,
> > Like you did all the rest,
> > That's some more A's!
> >
> > When on Mount Cook you see,
> > A tall aborigine,
> > That's a Maori.

> > When a Japanese knight,
> > Swings his sword in a fight,
> > That's Samurai.
> >
> > When your big chocolate graham
> > Is so full and so crammed,
> > That S'more, eh?

When this song is all done
and the encore is sung
That's some more, yeh!

When you put me to sleep
and I'm out for the keep,
that's me snore, che!

Or a Cockney's tribute
to his prize prostitute
"That's some 'ore, aye?"

Engineer by trade and I work on the floor, don't know if I could've made more, Just by being a whore..eh?

A good whore makes more
than the best engineer
working on the floor, ne?

Coudn't resist
Werner

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