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If you want a senora
but not from Sonora
she may wait for you in Zamora

Inge



----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Steve Gregory" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, March 15, 2007 8:20 PM
Subject: Re: [TN] I know it's not Friday but...close enough [NTC]


Engineer by trade and I work on the floor,
don't know if I could've made more,
Just by being a whore..eh?


-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Werner Engelmaier
Sent: Thursday, March 15, 2007 1:54 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] I know it's not Friday but...close enough [NTC]

 The following is for all the merry punsters. I added my own stanza at the 
end but I am certain that is it not the final word knowing this crowd :-)

Enjoy,
Joe


>>When the moon hits your eye,
> > Like a big pizza pie,
> > That's amore.
> >
> > When it lives on a reef,
> > And its mouth's full of teeth,
> > That's a moray.
> >
> > When our habits are strange,
> > And our customs deranged,
> > That's our mores.
> >
> > When your horse chews dried grass,
> > And then begs "More!", alas,
> > That's some more hay.
> >
> > When Othello's poor wife,
> > Becomes stabbed with a knife,
> > That's a Moor, eh?
> >
> > When your sheep go to graze,
> > In a damp, marshy place,
> > That's a moor, eh?
> >
> > When your boat comes home fine,
> > And you tie up her line,
> > That's a moor, eh?
> >
> >When you ace your last tests,
> > Like you did all the rest,
> > That's some more A's!
> >
> > When on Mount Cook you see,
> > A tall aborigine,
> > That's a Maori.

> > When a Japanese knight,
> > Swings his sword in a fight,
> > That's Samurai.
> >
> > When your big chocolate graham
> > Is so full and so crammed,
> > That S'more, eh?

When this song is all done
and the encore is sung
That's some more, yeh!

When you put me to sleep
and I'm out for the keep,
that's me snore, che!

Coudn't resist
Werner



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