Or a Cockney's tribute
to his prize prostitute
"That's some 'ore, aye?"




The following is for all the merry  punsters. I added my own stanza at the 

end but I am certain that is it not the  final word knowing this crowd :-) 
 
 
Enjoy, 
Joe
 
 
>>When the moon hits your  eye,
> > Like a big pizza pie,
> > That's amore.
>  >
> > When it lives on a reef,
> > And its mouth's full of  teeth,
> > That's a moray.
> >
> > When our habits  are strange,
> > And our customs deranged,
> > That's our  mores.
> >
> > When your horse chews dried grass,
> >  And then begs "More!", alas,
> > That's some more hay.
>  >
> > When Othello's poor wife,
> > Becomes stabbed with a  knife,
> > That's a Moor, eh?
> >
> > When your sheep  go to graze,
> > In a damp, marshy place,
> > That's a moor,  eh?
> >
> > When your boat comes home fine,
> > And  you tie up her line,
> > That's a moor, eh?
> >
> >  When you ace your last tests,
> > Like you did all the rest,
>  > That's some more A's!
> >
> > When on Mount Cook you  see,
> > A tall aborigine,
> > That's a  Maori.

> > When a Japanese knight,
> > Swings his sword in  a fight,
> > That's Samurai.
> >
> >
> >  When your big chocolate graham
> > Is so full and so crammed,
>  > That S'more, eh?
 
When this song is all done
and the encore is sung
That's some more, yeh!
 



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