The following is for all the merry punsters. I added my own stanza at the
end but I am certain that is it not the final word knowing this crowd :-)
Enjoy,
Joe
>>When the moon hits your eye,
> > Like a big pizza pie,
> > That's amore.
> >
> > When it lives on a reef,
> > And its mouth's full of teeth,
> > That's a moray.
> >
> > When our habits are strange,
> > And our customs deranged,
> > That's our mores.
> >
> > When your horse chews dried grass,
> > And then begs "More!", alas,
> > That's some more hay.
> >
> > When Othello's poor wife,
> > Becomes stabbed with a knife,
> > That's a Moor, eh?
> >
> > When your sheep go to graze,
> > In a damp, marshy place,
> > That's a moor, eh?
> >
> > When your boat comes home fine,
> > And you tie up her line,
> > That's a moor, eh?
> >
> > When you ace your last tests,
> > Like you did all the rest,
> > That's some more A's!
> >
> > When on Mount Cook you see,
> > A tall aborigine,
> > That's a Maori.
> > When a Japanese knight,
> > Swings his sword in a fight,
> > That's Samurai.
> >
> >
> > When your big chocolate graham
> > Is so full and so crammed,
> > That S'more, eh?
When this song is all done
and the encore is sung
That's some more, yeh!
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