Sorry ladies,

 

 Men Are Just Happier People--

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays
put.  
 The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate  
 is just another snack.  You can be President. You can never be
pregnant.   
 You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to
a   
 water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

 

 

 

 

 

  The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
station  
 restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and

 think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles  add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People
never stare at  your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
well-rendered belch 
 is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your

 feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds

 flat. You know stuff about tanks.

 

 

 

 

 

  A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
own 
 jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If

 someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your

 underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than

 enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to  
 see wrinkles in your clothes.

 

 

 

 

 

  Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle

 lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and
neck. 
 You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big

 hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You
can  
 wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with
a   
 pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

 You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25

 minutes.

 

 

 

 

 

   No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it
and  
 to the men who will enjoy reading it.

 

 

                  

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