To all,
Forgive this but we have a joke around here that I have 4 wives. My real
one and the others are needed because I am a high maintenance individual
who pushes the fringe and at times oblivious to the normal trappings of
life, unless they're edible or game for my sense of humor. They sent
this to me, so I am passing this along to anyone who might appreciate
this.
Dewey
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash
his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your
shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to
make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as
he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors
would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you
for your money," she replied.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive
him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the
toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know
and make their day!
And send this to five bright men who have enough sense
of humor to take it!
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