There is one missing, the 5 posts clamming that it "depends"

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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Genny Gibbard
Sent: Friday, June 09, 2006 12:21 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: [TN] NTC - Friday funnies

OK, I'm combining two things to lessen my interruption to Technet...but
it is Friday.

Here's a song called the "Measurement Blues" about test equipment
problems...
http://www.reed-electronics.com/tmworld/article/CA6335519.html

The following was posted on SMTnet the other day...seemed appropriate at
times to this forum.

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed 
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently 
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 
1 to move it to the Lighting section 
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs 
5 to flame the spell checkers 
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6
to condemn those 6 as stupid 
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp" 
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct 
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum 
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty 
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's 
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy 
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 
13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs" 
1 to hijack the thread and ask how to change the horn 
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again. 



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