Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Thanks, Dewey and Steve!
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From: Leadfree [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Whittaker, Dewey
(EHCOE)
Sent: Friday, June 23, 2006 2:09 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [LF] Norway
Since I appear to be the inlet to this humor, I thought Lars was
attempting to fly with his capon.
Dewey
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From: Leadfree [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Steve Gregory
Sent: Friday, June 23, 2006 11:52 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [LF] Norway
Seeing how it's Friday, and Dewey started the Norwegian theme, here a
few jokes with a Norwegian twist to em'....
-Steve Gregory-
THE RELATIONS
Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89. One
evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers. Ole reached
over and patted Lena on her knee. "Lena, vat ever happened tew our sex
relations?" he asked. "Vell, Ole, I yust don't know," replied Lena. "I
don't tink ve even got a card from dem last Christmas."
DIVORCE
The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged
non-support. He said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a
month for support." "Vell, dat's fine, Judge," said Ole. "And vunce in a
while I'll try to chip in a few bucks myself."
THE BIRDS
Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near Brainerd. They head to the
bird section and Sven says to Ole,"Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
dere," says Sven.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.
Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, get into Sven's pick-up
and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake.
At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis
looks like a grand place."
He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps
off the cliff.
Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself
dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and
says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."
VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!
Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs.
He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff
carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
throws himself over the edge of the cliff.
Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
breaks every bone in his body.
Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either."
BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE , you betcha!!
Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out
of which he pulls a chicken.
Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, hurls
himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock
and breaks his spine.
Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie
jumping, den Knute parrotshooting .. and now Lars, hengliding ..."
-----Original Message-----
From: Leadfree [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Whittaker, Dewey
(EHCOE)
Sent: Friday, June 23, 2006 10:58 AM
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Subject: Re: [LF] Norway
Only if it's affjordable.
Dewey
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From: Leadfree [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Paul Jackson
Sent: Friday, June 23, 2006 8:41 AM
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Subject: Re: [LF] Norway
Thanks Paul.... does this mean that as the RoHS is a single EU
regulation that these countries are also looking at compliance in the
same manner as say the UK...?
Paul Jackson
Hotline Purchasing Manager
Black Box Network Services
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-----Original Message-----
From: Paul Chinery [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: 23 June 2006 16:42
To: (Leadfree Electronics Assembly Forum); Paul Jackson
Subject: RE: [LF] Norway
Paul,
Iceland, Liechtenstein and Norway are signatories of the Agreement on
the European Economic Area (EEA). As such, any reference to the EU
single market or the Community relates to the 25 EU member states plus
Iceland, Liechtenstein and Norway.
Kind regards
Paul
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-----Original Message-----
From: Leadfree [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf Of Paul Jackson
Sent: 23 June 2006 16:26
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: [LF] Norway
Can anyone answer the following
I see that although Norway are not part of the EU are they part of any
EU tie in to RoHS or do they have their own regulations that I can refer
to....
I need to know as I want to maintain business and everyone I have spoken
to so far seem a bit vague in the replies....
Paul Jackson
Hotline Purchasing Manager
Black Box Network Services
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Fax: 0118 9751 565
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