That was goooood. LLLLLLLOL!!!!!!!!!! 




























        by the way,
        Tonto in Spanish means:  fool
        Kemo Sabe        means:  Kemo Knows
	


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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Joe Russeau
Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 2:53 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] NTC-PUN

Well, since Dewey kicked the holiday weekend off with a story I'm sure
we'll all Saber for a very long time.  And since the Memorial day
weekend sort of begins the camping season for many folks, I have
incorporated this short joke about the Lone Ranger and Tonto camping
out.  If any group of individuals would appreciate the humor in this
joke, I believe it would be this group. I hope it does not offend
anyone.  If it does please forgive me.
Anyway here goes...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
Morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than
buffalo shit. It means someone stole tent."

Have a safe and happy Memorial Day weekend.

Joe Russeau

----- Original Message -----
From: "Whittaker, Dewey (AZ75)" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 1:59 PM
Subject: [TN] NTC-PUN


> It was a hot summer's day and Luke was in the Marina having a few 
> beers aboard his boat, patriotically named the "Fourth of July". He 
> was waiting for his friend, Opie to arrive so they could go for a
cruise.
>
> Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from 
> her appointment with the obstetrician.
>
> Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, 
> was Opie's cousin. Anyway the appointment went overtime and Opie was 
> late getting to the Marina. Luke had been drinking all this time and 
> was feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down the pier, 
> he jumped up and staggered to the side of the boat to wave to his 
> friend and nearly fell in! Opie got there just in time to grab Luke.
>
>
>
> Thus, it was that O.B. Juan's kin, Opie saved Luke from falling to the

> dock side of the Fourth.
>
>
>
> Have a great Memorial Day.
>
> Dewey
>
>
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