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Well, since Dewey kicked the holiday weekend off with a story I'm sure we'll
all Saber for a very long time.  And since the Memorial day weekend sort of
begins the camping season for many folks, I have incorporated this short
joke about the Lone Ranger and Tonto camping out.  If any group of
individuals would appreciate the humor in this joke, I believe it would be
this group. I hope it does not offend anyone.  If it does please forgive me.
Anyway here goes...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the Morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than
buffalo shit. It means someone stole tent."

Have a safe and happy Memorial Day weekend.

Joe Russeau

----- Original Message -----
From: "Whittaker, Dewey (AZ75)" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 1:59 PM
Subject: [TN] NTC-PUN


> It was a hot summer's day and Luke was in the Marina having a few beers
> aboard his boat, patriotically named the "Fourth of July". He was
> waiting for his friend, Opie to arrive so they could go for a cruise.
>
> Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from
> her appointment with the obstetrician.
>
> Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was
> Opie's cousin. Anyway the appointment went overtime and Opie was late
> getting to the Marina. Luke had been drinking all this time and was
> feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down the pier, he
> jumped up and staggered to the side of the boat to wave to his friend
> and nearly fell in! Opie got there just in time to grab Luke.
>
>
>
> Thus, it was that O.B. Juan's kin, Opie saved Luke from falling to the
> dock side of the Fourth.
>
>
>
> Have a great Memorial Day.
>
> Dewey
>
>
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