This is a textbook case of what happens when you have too much time on your
hands.  Dewey, you're the limit!

Joe Russeau

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From: "Whittaker, Dewey (AZ75)" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 1:59 PM
Subject: [TN] NTC-PUN


> It was a hot summer's day and Luke was in the Marina having a few beers
> aboard his boat, patriotically named the "Fourth of July". He was
> waiting for his friend, Opie to arrive so they could go for a cruise.
>
> Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from
> her appointment with the obstetrician.
>
> Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was
> Opie's cousin. Anyway the appointment went overtime and Opie was late
> getting to the Marina. Luke had been drinking all this time and was
> feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down the pier, he
> jumped up and staggered to the side of the boat to wave to his friend
> and nearly fell in! Opie got there just in time to grab Luke.
>
>
>
> Thus, it was that O.B. Juan's kin, Opie saved Luke from falling to the
> dock side of the Fourth.
>
>
>
> Have a great Memorial Day.
>
> Dewey
>
>
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