TECHNET Archives

May 2006

TechNet@IPC.ORG

Options: Use Monospaced Font
Show Text Part by Default
Show All Mail Headers

Message: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]
Topic: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]
Author: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]

Print Reply
Subject:
From:
John Burke <[log in to unmask]>
Reply To:
TechNet E-Mail Forum <[log in to unmask]>, John Burke <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Thu, 25 May 2006 11:17:55 -0700
Content-Type:
text/plain
Parts/Attachments:
text/plain (60 lines)
And may the forth be with you O Jed Hi - heck be generous have a fifth,

John

-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Whittaker, Dewey (AZ75)
Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 11:00 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: [TN] NTC-PUN

It was a hot summer's day and Luke was in the Marina having a few beers
aboard his boat, patriotically named the "Fourth of July". He was
waiting for his friend, Opie to arrive so they could go for a cruise.

Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from
her appointment with the obstetrician.

Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was
Opie's cousin. Anyway the appointment went overtime and Opie was late
getting to the Marina. Luke had been drinking all this time and was
feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down the pier, he
jumped up and staggered to the side of the boat to wave to his friend
and nearly fell in! Opie got there just in time to grab Luke.



Thus, it was that O.B. Juan's kin, Opie saved Luke from falling to the
dock side of the Fourth.



Have a great Memorial Day.

Dewey


---------------------------------------------------
Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 1.8e
To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in
the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet
To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to
[log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL)
To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to
[log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest
Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives
Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16
for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or
847-615-7100 ext.2815
-----------------------------------------------------

---------------------------------------------------
Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 1.8e
To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in
the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet
To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL)
To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest
Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives
Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 ext.2815
-----------------------------------------------------

ATOM RSS1 RSS2