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Ian Hanna <[log in to unmask]>
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There is no pun-itive justice -- in fact a good pun is its own
re-word...

Ian



-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Steve Gregory
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 11:03 AM
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Subject: Re: [TN] Need IPC Spec for Shear/Pull Strength

Everytime I see an email from Dewey in my inbox, I know it's gonna be
all for pun and pun for all!

His emails always remind me of a famous old Beatles song; 'Here Comes
The Pun'...

But I wonder, if you make too many puns, do they lock you up in a
punitentiary or a punal colony?

Punishment indeed...

-Steve Gregory-

-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Whittaker, Dewey
(AZ75)
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:19 AM
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Subject: Re: [TN] Need IPC Spec for Shear/Pull Strength

No, I don't. The Shad truth about it is all you need is bait ( Joe said
codify ), I supply the hook and all the lines on the fly without
pondering or trolling around.. I had whale and porpoise in it but knew
you discriminating critics on TechNet would point out they're not fish.
Dewey

-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Douglas O. Pauls
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 7:04 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] Need IPC Spec for Shear/Pull Strength

I gotta ask, is it a fluke or do you have some great big book of puns
sitting next to your desk?

I gonna frame this one.  I know just the plaice for it.

Doug Pauls




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Holly Mackerel, that sounds fishy to me. Everyone's carping about
self-promotion from a lofty perch, and you, just for the halibut,
suggest trouting out a book to keep people in tuna with the current
trends so they won't put something in bass-ackwards while they're
dabbing aboat in uncharted waters. Well that's one school of thought.
P.S. I was not casting aspersions, or any other lures, towards Werner. I
have the highest respect for him and the good he does the industry.
Dewey

-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Joe Fjelstad
Sent: Thursday, April 06, 2006 10:10 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] Need IPC Spec for Shear/Pull Strength

Hi Werner,

I still believe that you would provide the industry with a great service
if your would codify your extensive knowledge in a text book. Always an
education  reading your responses to inquiries.

Best regards,
Joe

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