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        hey, where is noman?????? 




 

-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Whittaker, Dewey
(AZ75)
Sent: Friday, March 31, 2006 2:09 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] NTC - Friday Funnies

Kenny,
It's amazing( and I don't mean Indian Corn ), but you are the third
person in two weeks that sent me that list. What's just as amazing is
that I have used over a third of them in situations that set the stage.
I may or may not be able to prove ownership, but I can claim mutual
originality.
Thanks for the energy boost.( Class- the joke here is, I'm no longer
listless)
Have a great weekend, but don't steal too much of my spotlight or I'll
have to ban you to Noman.
Dewey

-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Bloomquist, Ken
Sent: Friday, March 31, 2006 9:40 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: [TN] NTC - Friday Funnies

This is a targeted list aimed squarely at Dewey! Enjoy the weekend.

KennyB


Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
 

A backward poet writes inverse.
 

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
 

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
 

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
 

Shotgun wedding:  A case of wife or death.
 

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
 

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
 

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
 

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
 

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
 

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
 

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
 

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
 

In democracy your vote counts. In Feudalism your count votes.
 

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
 

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
 

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
 

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
 

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
 

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
 

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
 

Local Area Network in Australia, the LAN down under.
 

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
 

Every calendar's days are numbered.
 

A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
 

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
 

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
 

A plateau is a high form of flattery.
 

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
 

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
 

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
 

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
 

Acupuncture is a jab well done.
 

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
large.

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