No, it is not true, I was just kidding around.
-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of David Tremmel
Sent: Wednesday, January 11, 2006 2:22 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] System International Units versus Imperial English units??
And if it is all true, expressing that much knowledge at one time could lead to obscenity charges.
After all, that was a vulgar display of knowledge, but that just goes to proves that I have not 'obscene' it all :)
David
>From: Cheryl Johnson <[log in to unmask]>
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>Johnson <[log in to unmask]>
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>Subject: Re: [TN] System International Units versus Imperial English
>units??
>Date: Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:54:59 -0700
>
>Richard,
>Is all the stuff "true"?
>
>Sincerely,
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>From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf Of Stadem, Richard D.
>Sent: Wednesday, January 11, 2006 12:38 PM
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: [TN] System International Units versus Imperial English
>units??
>
>
>I'm laughing!
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Michael McMonagle
>Sent: Wednesday, January 11, 2006 1:36 PM
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: [TN] System International Units versus Imperial English
>units??
>
>I think the auditor might have a slightly different name for Richard,
>but it's something not repeatable in polite company <g>....
>
>Mike McMonagle
>Quality Engineer
>OYO Geospace
>7007 Pinemont Drive
>Houston, TX 77040
>713-986-8650
>
>
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>From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Douglas O. Pauls
>Sent: Wednesday, January 11, 2006 1:11 PM
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: [TN] System International Units versus Imperial English
>units??
>
>Richard, you are one scary scary dude.
>
>Doug Pauls
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> "Stadem, Richard
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> Please respond to
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>Don't put him on the spot. That is not a good thing to do to an auditor.
>Instead, give him a conspiratorial wink and acknowledge his observation
>with a remark such as "Hey, you're a pretty sharp guy to pick up on
>that!"
>
>Then ask him where he learned about the elementary constituants of a
>thermally active physical system, where kBT is temperature expressed in
>terms of Boltzmann's constant, in Kelvin. And did he know that
>thermodynamic equilibrium is defined by a relation between the amount
>of heat incident on the system during an infinitesimal quasistatic
>transformation, and what is the variation of its time-to-entropy during
>the transformation?
>
>If he nods wisely, ask him what are his feelings about the effects of
>the gas expansion factor when calculating the Zeroth dynamic during
>measurements of the thermal mass to entropy betweem multiple static
>objects collectively within a vacuum using Boltzmann's theory of
>distribution.
>
>At this point, while he stands there and stutters with his eyes glazed
>over, let him know that the reasons you used only temperatures Celcius,
>is because after much research looking at the Carnot heat engine
>equivalency of a standard PWB using a dissipation factor of 10 while
>powered up with 100kiv/cm squared, it was apparent that with the heat
>conduction factor being what it is at 22 gigahertz and its effect on
>the overall conductance, the only apparent measurements that would work
>would be in the Reaumur, Rankine, Delisle, and Newton units for the
>needed accuracy inherent to the process, because the conversion factors
>from these to the terakelvin range are beyond the scope of the
>computational system you are using to meet the contract.
>
>And the dweebs in IS cannot provide any more memory capability to your
>desktop PC.
>
>The key here is to answer their questions precisely.
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Graham Naisbitt
>Sent: Wednesday, January 11, 2006 12:06 PM
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: [TN] System International Units versus Imperial English
>units??
>
>Now if you really want to put this guy on the spot, tell him that,
>according to all International Standards, temperatures must be measured
>in Degrees Kelvin and could you borrow his thermometer.
>
>Don't shoot me, I'm only the messenger......
>
>Graham Naisbitt
>
>
>On 11/1/06 16:31, "Douglas O. Pauls" <[log in to unmask]>
>wrote:
>
> > What you might also do is to put down the number in every possible
> > unit you can think of, C, F, K, hell make up a few units. Take it
> > to an absurd level to make your point.
> >
> > Doug Pauls
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Ahne Oosterhof
> > <[log in to unmask]
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>Subject
> > 01/11/2006 09:39 Re: [TN] System International
>Units
> > AM versus Imperial English units??
> >
> >
> > Please respond to
> > [log in to unmask]
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> > Oh boy, that is funny.
> > So why am I crying?
> >
> > Ahne.
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Rick Thompson
> > Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 12:03
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Subject: [TN] System International Units versus Imperial English
>units??
> >
> > We have a customer who is questioning how we audit soldering iron
> > temperatures per J-STD-001D. All of our monitoring is done in
> > Celsius
>
> > which is the main unit of measure in the standard. Imperial English
> > (Fahrenheit) is only used as a reference shown in parentheses. The
> > auditor is insisting that we need to measure in both units, i.e. we
> > have a temperature with a
> > +/-
> > 15C tolerance and we would also need to measure it in degrees F at
> > +/-
>27F.
> >
> > My question is has anyone come up against this type of issue and how
> > did you handle it? We've cited the section of the standard where it
> > explicitly indicates that the IE units are equivalent and shown for
> > reference only but this response was deemed as 'inadequate'. I'd
> > typically put this in the category of Friday afternoon humor except
> > we
>
> > have a corrective action to respond to due to this.
> >
> > Thanks for any comments or feedback.
> >
> >
> > Rick Thompson
> > Sr. SMT Process Engineer
> > CTS Electronics Manufacturing Solutions
> >
> > +1 (805) 532-2800 x-193
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