Hilarious!
Joe Russeau
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From: "Stephen R Gregory" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Wednesday, October 05, 2005 1:29 PM
Subject: Re: [TN] NTC...New IPC email forum
> A first grade teacher in Austin, Texas,
explains to her class that she is a Longhorn fan.
>
> She asks her students to raise their hands
if they, too, are Longhorn fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand
except one little girl...
>
> The teacher looks at the girl with
surprise and says, " Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
>
> "Because I'm not a Longhorn fan " she
replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked "Well, if you are not a Longhorn
fan, then who are you a fan of?"
>
> "I am a Sooner fan," Janie replied. The
teacher could not believe her ears.
>
> "Janie, WHY are you a Sooner fan?"
>
> "Because my Mom is a Sooner fan, my Dad is
a Sooner fan, so I am a Sooner fan also."
>
> "Well" said the teacher, in an obviously
annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Sooner fan.
> You don't have to be just like your
parents all the time. What if your Mom was a snotty arrogant jackass
> and your Dad was a snotty arrogant
jackass, what would you be then?"
>
> "Then" Janie smiled,"We'd be Longhorn
fans."
>
>
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>
> Q: What does an University of Texas
graduate say to an Oklahoma University grad?
> A: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your
order?
>
> Q: How do University of Texas grads park i
n the Handicap parking?
> A: They stick their diploma on the front
windshield.
>
> Q: How many University of Texas football
players does it take to change a light bulb?
> A: Only one. But he gets three credit
hours, a new car, and about $5,000 in cash for it.
>
>
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>
> Albert Einstein goes to a party. He
introduces himself to a lady and says, "Hi, I'm Albert Einstein. What's
you're IQ?"
> "240," she says. "Great, we can discuss
the mysteries of the universe and other things. We have a lot we can talk
about " he replies.
>
> Later he is talking with a man and says,
"Hi, I'm Albert Einstein. What's you're IQ?"
> "145," he replies. "Great, we can talk
about thermodynamics," says Albert.
>
> Later he is talking to another gentleman
and says, "Hi, I'm Albert Einstein. What's you're IQ?
> "43," the man manages to say.
>
> Einstein gets a puzzled look on his face
for a minute then says, "How about them Longhorns?"
>
>
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>
> An University of Texas grad was swerving
from left to right on the road in his car. He was doing this for five
minutes.
>
> Finally a cop pulls over and asks him,
"Sir, why are you swerving from left to right?"
>
> The UT grad replies, "Well officer I was
driving along when I saw a tree. I had to move left until I saw another
tree.
> Practically everywhere I went, I saw a
tree and I had to keep turning."
>
> Then the cop said, "Sir, that's your air
freshener."
>
>
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> Q: Do you know why the University of Texas
installed artificial turf on their field?
> A: To keep the homecoming queens from
grazing on the ground, but now they can't keep the groundskeeper from mowing
it.
>
>
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>
> Man walks into a bar in Austin, TX with a
chihuahua that has little horns duct-taped to his poor little head.
>
> Bartender say, "hey pal, no animals in the
bar."
>
> Man says, "I couldn't get a ticket to the
game so me and my buddy just want to watch the game and have a beer.
> He's the biggest longhorn fan you've ever
seen. When the 'Horns score a field goal, he barks and runs around.
> When they score a TD, he does a little
flip and then stands on his hind legs and shakes his horns, it's hilarious."
> Bartender says, wow if he's that big of a
fan, I guess you can both stay but I'm curious...what does he do when the
'Horns beat OU?"
>
> Man says, "I don't know. He's only 5 years
old."
>
> Luv ya' Bro'...
>
> -Steve Gregory-
>
>
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> Jason Gregory <[log in to unmask]>
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>
> For this week only, let's start a
"University of Texas gonna whoop Oklahoma
> U" forum.
>
> Jason Gregory
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> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
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> Sent: Wednesday, October 05, 2005 10:05 AM
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> Subject: [TN] New IPC email forum
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> With a show of hands (yes, we can see you)
how many out there would be
> interested in subscribing to an IPC email
forum for pcb (rigid, flex,
> rigid-flex, hi-rel, mil, etc) fabrication
topics.
>
> Franklin
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