Speaking of that, have you ever wondered what happened to Preparations A
through G or why they have Braille on the drive-up Teller machines?
Dewey 

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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Anthony Gorga
Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 1:29 PM
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Subject: Re: [TN] NTC. FRI.

CALLING IN SICK

Employee: "I'm  sorry but I can't come in on Monday. My doctor says I
suffer from Anal Glaucoma."

Boss: "Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee: "I just can't see my ass coming in to work on Monday!"


-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Charles Caswell
Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 8:21 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: [TN] NTC. FRI.


It's Fri. Somebody come up with a good one. Long week, getting longer. 


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