Dilbert's Theorem on Salary:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time = Money)
Postulate 3: (Given) (Power = Work/Time)

If Knowledge = Work/Time,
And since Time = Money,
We have: Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work/Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches
infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.


Happy Friday!
Dave


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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Ingemar Hernefjord
(KC/EMW)
Sent: Friday, November 19, 2004 9:08 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: NTC: Friday and I wanna know....

Ho-ho-ho..and other larynx guttural noise...'ask a relative'...Dewey,
that was a hole-in-one ......as was the comment on Management....I'll
send you a picture off-line about the later...
and you will agree..promise..he-he

Have a Nice Weekend all !

Ingemar

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