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David Ricketts <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 17 Apr 2002 12:27:44 -0700
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Or as I heard it:

Teacher, to her class: "Can someone use the word "horticulture" in a
sentence?"

Little Johnny: "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

David

-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf Of Werner Engelmaier

Ahh Earl,
You can lead the horse [or is it ass] to the water, but you cannot make it
drink.

Werner

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