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Forwarded message:
Subj:    Joke - [Fwd: HUM: "Free Money" FAKE Virus (***)] 
Date:    97-04-12 13:38:43 EDT
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<<    There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet.
      If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line "Free
      Money," DO NOT read the message.  DELETE it immediately, UNPLUG
      your computer, then BURN IT to ASHES in a government-approved
      toxic waste disposal INCINERATOR.
 
      Once a computer is infected, it will be TOO LATE.  Your computer
      will begin to emit a vile ODOR.  Then it will secrete a foul,
      milky DISCHARGE.  Verily, it shall SCREECH with the tortured,
      monitor-shattering SCREAM of 1,000 hell-scorched souls, drawing
      unwanted attention to your cubicle from co-workers and
      supervisors alike.  After violently ripping itself from the wall,
      your computer will punch through your office window as it STREAKS
      into the night, HOWLING like a BANSHEE.  Once free, it will spend
      the rest of its days TORTURING household PETS and MOCKING the
      POPE.
 
      Some filthy, disgusting miscreant ... some no-good, low-down,
      good-for-nothing DIRTY SNAKE, in twisted pursuit of her own
      sadistic dreams, is sending this virus across the Net via an e-
      mail entitled "Free Money."  What is so terrifying about this
      virus is that you do not even to have to open the e-mail for it
      to activate.  In fact, you do not even need to RECEIVE the e-
      mail.  You do not even need to OWN a COMPUTER.  "Free Money" can
      infect even minor HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES.
 
      How it does this with straight ASCII code is, frankly, a matter
      of some debate ... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS
      situation, we wouldn't be discussing it in ALL CAPS.
 
      So for the LOVE OF GOD, forward this e-mail to all those you
      claim to care about, all those you purport to love. Don't do it
      later! Do it NOW! Now! Now! NOW! NOW! NOW!
  >>

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