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Dave,

You know, I have been saying this for years, and the sad thing is...it's
the truth.

Have a nice weekend!

Joe Russeau


Dilbert's Theorem on Salary:
>
> Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)
> Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time = Money)
> Postulate 3: (Given) (Power = Work/Time)
>
> If Knowledge = Work/Time,
> And since Time = Money,
> We have: Knowledge = Work/Money
>
> Solving for Money, we get:
> Money = Work/Knowledge
>
> Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches
> infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
>
> Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
>
>
> Happy Friday!
> Dave
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Ingemar Hernefjord
> (KC/EMW)
> Sent: Friday, November 19, 2004 9:08 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: NTC: Friday and I wanna know....
>
> Ho-ho-ho..and other larynx guttural noise...'ask a relative'...Dewey,
> that was a hole-in-one ......as was the comment on Management....I'll
> send you a picture off-line about the later...
> and you will agree..promise..he-he
>
> Have a Nice Weekend all !
>
> Ingemar
>
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