HI Ron,

Thanks for the smiles.

thanx

Bill
--- "Dieselberg, Ron" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:
> I feel that because of my advanced age and mushy
> brain I can send this to
> you all without fear of beatings or such. See the
> inner wisdom of each
> statement. The first one obviously fits me
> perfectly.
>
> Subject: Words of Wisdom
>
>
> Inside every older person is a younger person --
> wondering what the
> heck happened.
>
> Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
>
> I am in shape. Round is a shape.
>
> Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy
> beautician.
>
> Never be afraid to try something new.
> Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals
> built the Titanic.
>
> Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels
> so good.
>
> Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
>
> Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run
> over if you just sit
> there.
>
> Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
> They should both be
> changed regularly and for the same reason.
>
> An optimist thinks that this is the best possible
> world. A pessimist
> fears that this is true.
>
> There will always be death and taxes; however, death
> doesn't get
> worse every year.
>
> In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
>
> I am a nutritional overachiever.
>
> I am having an out of money experience.
>
> I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
>
> Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
>
> A day without sunshine is like .......night.
>
> If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have
> in-laws.
>
> It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but
> nobody bothers to
> ask you the questions.
>
> The real art of conversation is not only to say the
> right thing at
> the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong
> thing at the
> tempting moment.
>
> Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells
> live forever.
>
> Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes
> alone.
>
> Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to
> show.
>
> And this one is the real truth, so pay attention:
>
> You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you
> grow old because
> you stopped laughing.
>
> Ron Dieselberg
> Trainer/Auditor
> CMC ELECTRONICS
> CINCINNATI
> [log in to unmask]
>


=====
Bill Butman
Circuit Technology Center
45 Research Drive
Haverhill, MA 01832

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