Thanks Phil,
I needed that!!
Richard Hamilton
Clemar Mfg. / Rain Bird
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Phil Zarrow [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Wednesday, December 22, 1999 6:10 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: [TN] Something to do over Christmas Break
>
> Hi Technetsters -
> As a consultant in the electronics manufacturing field, I notice that
> often
> the human aspect is overlooked in favor of the technical. For example,
> what
> are going to do over the Holiday break if your facility is closed down?
> No
> solder balls to get annoyed over, no intermetallics to fret about, no
> wavesolder machines to squeeze through small doorways, etc., etc, ad
> nauseum.
> What is there to do (besides obviously check Technet 5 times an hour?)
> Someone sent this to me and I am passing it on to you. Give it a try!
>
> Fun things to do at Wal-Mart :
>
> 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
> are
> not looking.
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout
> the
> day.
> 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think
> we've
> got
> a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
> 5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and
> turn
> the volumes to "10."
> 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
> 7. Put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
> 8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
> 9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only
> invite
> them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
> 10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't
> you
> people just leave me alone?"
> 11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while
> you
> pick your nose.
> 12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
> battlefield
> with Pokemon vs. the X-Men.
> 13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
> 14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
> clerk if
> he knows where the anti-depressants are.
> 15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
> 16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission
> Impossible."
> 17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
> 18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various
> funnels.
> 19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say
> things
> like "pick me! pick me!!"
> 20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume "It's those
> voices again!"
> 21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you
> don't
> get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
> 22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of
> toilet
> paper in here!"
>
>
> Have fun over the Holidays and a Happy New Year to all!
> Phil Zarrow
> ITM, Inc.
> Durham, NH USA
> www.ITM-SMT.com
>
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